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498: No Such Thing As Internal Eyebrows
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496: No Such Thing As Viking Snooker
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495: No Such Thing As A Peanut Hall of Fame
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494: No Such Thing As A Human Wind Turbine
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493: No Such Thing As An X
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492: No Such Thing As York Minster Crisps
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491: No Such Thing As The Beurre War
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490: No Such Thing As Whistling At A Fact
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489: No Such Thing As A Quiet Whitsuntide
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488: No Such Thing As A Furby in Space
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487: No Such Thing As A Short Dalek
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486: No Such Thing As Purplue
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485: No Such Thing As Ballet On A Staircase
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484: No Such Thing As An Exploding Janitor
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483: No Such Thing As Rivets On A Tombstone
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482: No Such Thing As Parachuting Into Hollyoaks
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481: No Such Thing As Taming A Plane
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480: No Such Thing As President Muffler
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479: No Such Thing As Fake Coal
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478: No Such Thing As An Award-Winning Gecko
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474: No Such Thing As A Remote Controlled Cabbie
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473: No Such Thing As Rice Babies
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470: No Such Thing As A Walking Stick Full of Bagels
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469: No Such Thing As A Rubik's Tube
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468: No Such Thing As Drama-Free Pringles
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466: No Such Thing As Political Moss
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465: No Such Thing As An Itching Powder Guild
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464: No Such Thing As An Average Bucket
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460: No Such Thing as Proust's Sausage Roll
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459: No Such Thing As A Bee On The Moon
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458: No Such Thing As An Edam Tuba
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453: No Such Thing As James Cameron's Worms
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450: No Such Thing As A Deep Drawer
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449: No Such Thing As the Blancmange Olympics
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448: No Such Thing As Pastries in Alleyways
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447: No Such Thing As A Rabbit-Cabbage Hybrid
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441: No Such Thing As Spying With Ritz Crackers
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440: No Such Thing As Death By 1000 Scallops
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438: No Such Thing As A Candyfloss Blimp
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437: No Such Thing As A Face Mite With A Laptop
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436: No Such Thing As An Alexa In Heaven
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435: No Such Thing As An Arm-Wrestling Chihuahua
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430: No Such Thing As The Assistant Honcho
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429: No Such Thing As Newsbite
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428: No Such Thing As Free Urine In The Uber
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427: No Such Thing As A Magnetic Skateboard
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426: No Such Thing As The Man-Trap Of Walford
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425: No Such Thing As The Ken Ages
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424: No Such Thing As An Ark For Peanuts
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423: No Such Thing As A Seminole Sorting Hat
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422: No Such Thing as The Long Kiss Good Brie
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421: No Such Thing As An Elephant On A Chessboard
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420: No Such Thing As An Actor Called Macbeth
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419: No Such Thing As SpongeBob with Worms
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418: No Such Thing As A Pub Full of Corgis
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417: No Such Thing As A Guide Dog Called Neil
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416: No Such Thing As The Turin Towelette
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415: No Such Thing As Tiddlywinks In The Wild West
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414: No Such Thing As Miles Davis's Jazzercise Workouts
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413: No Such Thing As Squid Playing Games
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412: No Such Thing As A John Lennon Statue in Svalbard
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411: No Such Thing As Cristiano Ronaldo Eating Pistachios
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410: No Such Thing As A Cheesus Christ
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409: No Such Thing As Reverend Christian Book
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408: No Such Thing As A 'Waiting For Godot' Action Figure
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407: No Such Thing As An Echidna With An After Eight Mint
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406: No Such Thing As Batman And Thrush
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405: No Such Thing As Caviar-Flavoured Water
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403: No Such Thing As The Buckingham Palace All-Day Breakfast
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402: No Such Thing As A Pig Playing Fortnite
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401: No Such Thing As Scandalnavia
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400: No Such Thing As A Pope In A Helicopter
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399: No Such Thing As Larry Grayson's Shut That Cock
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398: No Such Thing As An Upside-Down Upside-Down Bat
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397: No Such Thing As Sexy Toda Milkman Time
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396: No Such Thing As The Echidna Prince Charming
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395: No Such Thing As A Kryptonite Drill
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394: No Such Thing As A Fourteen Humped Camel
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393: No Such Thing As Charlie And The Sperm Factory
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392: No Such Thing As An Ancient Persian Badger
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391: No Such Thing As A Sausage Swingboat
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390: No Such Thing As The Chronicles of Chelmsford
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389: No Such Thing As A Semen Chest
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388: No Such Thing As A Danquito
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387: No Such Thing As The Northern Lights
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386: No Such Thing As Enough Bathtubs
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385: No Such Thing As Crossing the Futility Boundary
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384: No Such Thing As Jiminy's Cricket Shop
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383: No Such Thing As A Mead-Based Maasai Gameshow
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382: No Such Thing As A Waiter Made Of Potatoes
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381: No Such Thing As A Safe Toothpick
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380: No Such Thing As The Virgin Mary Toast Reunion Tour
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379: No Such Thing As A Ping Pong Ballbag
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378: No Such Thing As A Reverse-Waterslide
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377: No Such Thing As The Mole Street Journal
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376: No Such Thing As Hamil-Son The Musical
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375: No Such Thing As A Holiday On Uranus
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374: No Such Thing As Tarzan In A Waterpark
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373: No Such Thing As The Handshake Police
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372: No Such Thing As A Dinosaur For Goldilocks
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371: No Such Thing As A Welcome Lasagne
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370: No Such Thing As George Clooney In A Blackcurrant Suit
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369: No Such Thing As Quartz For The Courts
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368: No Such Thing As The Knipper And The Corpse
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367: No Such Thing As A Horse Drawn Segway
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366: No Such Thing As Listening To Your Marmalade
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365: No Such Thing As A Smart Cheetah At Harvard
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No Such Thing As Enough Money For Comic Relief
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364: No Such Thing As Kylie Minnow
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363: No Such Thing As A Squiggly Pineapple
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362: No Such Thing As Batman and Robinette
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361: No Such Thing As The Mosquito Effect
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360: No Such Thing As May Pole Syrup
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359: No Such Thing As A Sneaky Badger Swapsie
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358: No Such Thing As The Gunfight At The Amazing Corral
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357: No Such Thing As A Rapidly Deflating Walrus
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356: No Such Thing As Potter The Great
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355: No Such Thing As The Big Bad Virginia Woolf
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354: No Such Thing As Worrying About What Might Happen
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353: No Such Thing As Hans Gruber's Silent Night
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352: No Such Thing As Loki-day
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351: No Such Thing As Pop Charts for Bagpipers
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350: No Such Thing As Tickling Baseball Players
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349: No Such Thing As Tug of War for Clowns
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348: No Such Thing As Infinite Toilet Paper
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347: No Such Thing As A Bacon Scented Sleep Mask
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346: No Such Thing As An Unsexy Astronaut
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345: No Such Thing As A Sideways Treadmill
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344: No Such Thing As The Icelandic Trampoline Corps
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343: No Such Thing As A Dolphin In An Escape Room
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342: No Such Thing As A Presidential Fight Club
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341: No Such Thing As A May-I Sandwich
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340: No Such Thing As A Didgeridoo in a Bar
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339: No Such Thing As A Penguin in a Nightclub
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338: No Such Thing As Carthaginian YouTube
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337: No Such Thing As A Triangular Rectangle
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336: No Such Thing As A Delicious Emergency Salad
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335: No Such Thing As A Cardigan For Ginger Rogers
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334: No Such Thing As A Babysitter's Trade Union
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333: No Such Thing As Fingerprints On The Avocados
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332: No Such Thing As An Innocent Apple
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331: No Such Thing As A Queen In A Fig Tree
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330: No Such Thing As An Antarctic Vindaloo
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329: No Such Thing As A Female Cereal Mascot
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328: No Such Thing As A Romantic Lollipop
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327: No Such Thing As A SCUBA Diver In A Tree
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No Such Thing As The iSausage
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326: No Such Thing As An Infortunate Occurrence
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325: No Such Thing As An Earwig Family Zoom Chat
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324: No Such Thing As Mambo No. 2
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323: No Such Thing As Floating Vaseline
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322: No Such Thing As A Crown Of Willie Thornes
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321: No Such Thing As A Frothy Beer
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320: No Such Thing As A Hairy Gearstick
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319: No Such Thing As 19th Century Feudal Japanese Monopoly
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318: No Such Thing As 'Of Quails and Men'
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317: No Such Thing As Panic Buying Frankincense
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316: No Such Thing As a Leg Made from Milk
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315: No Such Thing As Tedious Moss
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314: No Such Thing As A Tiny Ferris Wheel
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313: No Such Thing As A Dangerous Coconut
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312: No Such Thing As Quentin Tarantino's Bambi
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311: No Such Thing As A Michelangel-ogram
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310: No Such Thing As A Mungmonger
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309: No Such Thing As The Best Bubble
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308: No Such Thing As The Land Of Flying Sheep
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307: No Such Thing As EastEnders, The Opera
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306: No Such Thing As Heavy Snuggle-Pupping
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305: No Such Thing As A Sentient Jelly
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304: No Such Thing As A Phantasmic Foot
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303: No Such Thing As Suckling's Column
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302: No Such Thing As A Hedgehog Circus
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301: No Such Thing As The Queen's Christmas Burlesque
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300: No Such Thing As Swimming In The Sky
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299: No Such Thing As A Conscientious Brunette
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298: No Such Thing As An Emotional Support Amoeba
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297: No Such Thing As A Shrimp Conga
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296: No Such Thing As A Glowing Ballet Dancer
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295: No Such Thing As A 200m Baguette
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294: No Such Thing As A 15-Hour Working Week
53:25Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss hand-drawn stockings, raccoon-damaged temples, and the doomsday aircraft destroyed by a single bird.
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- Friday 8th of November 2019 14:05
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293: No Such Thing As A Sexy Ceiling Fan
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292: No Such Thing as a Blatant Plug for the Book of the Year 2019
51:58The Book Of The Year 2019 is out now!
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291: No Such Thing As A Quintruple-Cooked Chip
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290: No Such Thing As A Winter Fax Machine
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289: No Such Thing As A Horse Called Brian
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288: No Such Thing As An Elephant In The Airport
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287: No Such Thing As Pets In Heaven
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286: No Such Thing As A Banana With Wifi
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285: No Such Thing As Giving Birth Up A Climbing Wall
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284: No Such Thing As Salty Yeti Bones
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283: No Such Thing As A Lost Shadow
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282: No Such Thing As A Bored Shrew
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281: No Such Thing As A Chatty Cow
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280: No Such Thing As A Permanently Latvian Bear
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279: No Such Thing As A Backflipping Doctor
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278: No Such Thing As A Herring-Okapi Hybrid
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277: No Such Thing As An Elephant Polo Rider In A Sombrero
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276: No Such Thing As A Ninja With A Cat
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275: No Such Thing As A Squashed Microbe
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274: No Such Thing As A Polite Baby
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273: No Such Thing As A Scuba Diver Covered With Meat
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272: No Such Thing As A Non-Judgemental Herring
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271: No Such Thing As A Safe Robot
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270: No Such Thing As BIG SHERLOCK HOLMES
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269: No Such Thing As Singing The Sport
38:03Live from Salford, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss canine height restrictions, finch bite quotients, and the Manchester Of The East.
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268: No Such Thing As Welsh Guinness
45:33Live from Dublin, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss miniature miniature trains, bees in mourning, and unholy transplants.
- Friday 10th of May 2019 15:00
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267: No Such Thing As Mission Impossible For Slugs
35:37Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss superglued frogs, how to get into an Ancient Turkish house, and the Oscar won by nobody.
- Friday 3rd of May 2019 15:00
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266: No Such Thing As An Innocent Pisces Sign
39:46Live from Cardiff, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Comic Sans engravings, nut products with no nuts, and transient jellyfish anuses.
- Friday 26th of April 2019 15:00
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265: No Such Thing As A Hole In The Bowl
39:46Live from Redruth, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Disney-themed punishment, grandfather clocks, and George Eliot's massive right hand.
- Friday 19th of April 2019 15:00
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264: No Such Thing As Bikes In Space
35:18Live from Barnstaple, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss live scarecrows, the first ever caravan holiday, and the billionaire with only three things to say.
- Friday 12th of April 2019 15:00
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263: No Such Thing As Millipede Lipbalm
35:37Live from Cambridge, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss silk-spinning goats, the invention of the scooter, and millipede PR problems.
- Friday 5th of April 2019 15:00
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262: No Such Thing As A Man In A Wine Bottle
35:25Live from the Eventim Apollo in Hammersmith, Dan, James. Anna and Andy discuss time-travelling swordfish, the actor who reviewed his own plays, and Waddington's cattle semen trading board game.
- Friday 29th of March 2019 15:59
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261: No Such Thing As A Chocolate Train
38:12Live from Uffculme, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chocolate gramophones, licking your own forehead and Icelandic sheep dating.
- Friday 22nd of March 2019 16:00
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260: No Such Thing As A Giant War Sausage
34:05Live from Aberdeen, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the banning of sliced bread, broken turtle penises and muscly bums.Episode 260 - No Such Thing As A Giant War Sausage
- Friday 15th of March 2019 16:00
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259: No Such Thing As Flyagra
36:30Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss fly dating, 69ing on American roadways, and predicting the future with asparagus
- Friday 8th of March 2019 17:46
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258: No Such Thing As A Brutally Honest Yoga Mat
42:44Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss plumbing detectives, guinea pigs in the freezer, and the Head of Cybersecurity who's never used a computer.
- Friday 1st of March 2019 16:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
257: No Such Thing As A Squilkman
35:23Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss kissing hedgehogs, the time on Saturn, and competitive ploughing.
- Friday 22nd of February 2019 16:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
256: No Such Thing As A Puddle Photographer
39:53Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss flirty cuttlefish, rooster beer and the best weather for starting a business.
- Friday 15th of February 2019 16:10
No Such Thing As A Fish
255: No Such Thing As A Bouncy Asteroid
44:35Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss skimming meteors, snowy bacteria, and incorrectly formatted declarations of war.
- Friday 8th of February 2019 16:30
No Such Thing As A Fish
254: No Such Thing As A Toilet In The Car
34:53Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss gingerbread in the toilet, the invention of wing mirrors, and silent movie bags.
- Friday 1st of February 2019 16:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
253: No Such Thing As Dolphins At The United Nations
40:11Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss talking NASA dolphins, Robert Louis Stevenson's death and how any parents have a favourite child.
- Friday 25th of January 2019 16:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
252: No Such Thing As The Shark Tooth Fairy
40:34Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss baby sharks, bankrupt lottery winners, and the city where the streets are paved with used toilet paper.
- Friday 18th of January 2019 16:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
251: No Such Thing As An Accidental George
44:03Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss undercover restaurant reviewers, weightlifting cockroaches, and what to pack for a trip on the Orient Express.
- Friday 11th of January 2019 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
250: No Such Thing As The Mysterious Chamber
43:53Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss demolishing the Great Pyramid of Giza, with the WWF logo is a panda, and psychopathic teenage angst.
- Friday 4th of January 2019 18:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
249: No Such Thing As A Pint Of Wine
36:28A compilation of the best deleted bits from the last year of Fish. Happy New Year!
- Friday 28th of December 2018 18:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
Merry Christmas from Dan, James, Anna and Andy
40:51Merry Christmas! Here's a bonus extract from the The Audiobook of The Year 2018, available to download. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for more.
- Tuesday 25th of December 2018 07:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
248: No Such Thing As The Shatner Bunny
44:02Live from Union Chapel, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the world's oldest krill, the £20 million bed, and the Christmas decorations that go up in September.
- Friday 21st of December 2018 18:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
247: No Such Thing As Footprints On The Sea
41:07Anna, James, Andy and Ed discuss whistling oysters, Captain Cook's goat, and King Lear's happy ending.
- Friday 14th of December 2018 18:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
246: No Such Thing As The Worm Revolution
50:01Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Royal Anagrammist, the man from M.O.U.L.D, and Darwin's publisher's not-so-helpful notes.
- Friday 7th of December 2018 18:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
245: No Such Thing As The Very Sexy Caterpillar
38:24Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the police force made up of criminals, why mice walk so loudly, and the world's first crossword.
- Friday 30th of November 2018 18:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
244: No Such Thing As A Fishman
1:15:04Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Stephen Fry discuss frogs with regional accents, Canada's official tagline, and streaking in museums.
- Friday 23rd of November 2018 14:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
243: No Such Thing As Jean-Paul Sartre's Crabs
52:27Live from the Union Chapel in London, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snail backpacks, the band from space, and Alexander Graham Bell's talking dog.
- Friday 16th of November 2018 18:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
242: No Such Thing As The Ancient Monty Python Dynasty
54:03Live from York, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss scaring moths out of the sky, Sir Walter Raleigh's improv act, and why a robot would say 'poop'.
- Friday 9th of November 2018 18:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
241: No Such Thing As Tom Cruise In A Manger
46:39Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Nativity with celebrities, giraffes with asthma, and chucking hospital patients into a bush.
- Thursday 1st of November 2018 18:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
240: No Such Thing As An Easy Tweet
53:52Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Maxïmo Park frontman Paul Smith discuss banned bananas, earthquake-sensing belts, and the Great Lost Massive Toilet Of London.
- Friday 26th of October 2018 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
239: No Such Thing As The Queen Maaaaaaary
32:05Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss why wombats have the best bums, how to build an extension on a cruise liner and Who Do You Think You Are?'s rejected celebrities.
- Friday 19th of October 2018 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
238: No Such Thing As A Low Sofa
34:13Dan, Andy, Anna and Anne discuss the world's worst poetry recital, where all the world's hazelnuts go, and the first ever advert on Channel 5.
- Friday 12th of October 2018 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
237: No Such Thing As A Closed-Minded Tortoise
42:13Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss facial recognition for chickens, the whales older than Moby Dick, and the European Space Agency's rockin' sound system.
- Friday 5th of October 2018 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
236: No Such Thing As A Brie Sculpture
45:14Anna, James, Andy and special guest Alex Edelman discuss illegal canoe practices, the funniest poo joke in history and Henry VIII's favourite pudding.
- Friday 28th of September 2018 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
235: No Such Thing As Trousers For Spiders
39:03Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss how to make spiders less scary, the oldest message in a bottle, and unusual features of the Mastermind chair.
- Friday 21st of September 2018 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
234: No Such Thing As The Lemur Police
46:06Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss earwax grubs, armadillo sex and selfies with sunflowers.
- Friday 14th of September 2018 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
233: No Such Thing As A Sexy Question Mark
48:14Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Beefeaters' birthdays, Roman ice and metal umlauts.
- Friday 7th of September 2018 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
232: No Such Thing As A Seven Foot Bond
34:59Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spiders with eyeliner, biblical teeth gnashing, and the sumo wrestler with silicone in his scalp.
- Friday 31st of August 2018 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
231: No Such Thing As A 24-Minute Podcast
24:03Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss the first ever stripper to jump out of a cake, the Queen of Sweden's business cards, and why holding your breath underwater is cheating.
- Friday 24th of August 2018 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
230: No Such Thing As Tinder For Sloths
36:14Live from the Wilderness Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss how the Macarena could save your life, the secret penis code in the Bayeux Tapestry, and the one thing more painful than childbirth (for sloths).
- Friday 17th of August 2018 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
229: No Such Thing As The Great Modesto
37:21Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss gold in the sewers, Robert Burn's homemade ink, and why Sweden's highest point isn't any more.
- Friday 10th of August 2018 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
228: No Such Thing As Seatbelts On Your Sofa
33:06Not live and not from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss indoor hot air balloon shows, McBaseball and what you'll find inside a giraffe's armpit.
- Friday 3rd of August 2018 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
227: No Such Thing As A More Ambitious Crossover Event In History
49:05Live (partly at least) from the Wellington Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss how to birth a lamb, the most niche Netflix categories, and Elton John's travel arrangements.
- Friday 27th of July 2018 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
226: No Such Thing As A Turtle Painting The Ceiling
46:15Live from Auckland, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss painting pants on portraits, why Moscow's politicians don't kiss each other, and how often men really think about sex.
- Friday 20th of July 2018 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
225: No Such Thing As An Interesting Riddle
45:25Live from the Sydney Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss BBC stock orgies, being buried with a chicken and why you might cycle the Olympic marathon.
- Friday 13th of July 2018 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
224: No Such Thing As Mixed-Species Martial Arts
44:09Live from Brisbane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spider wrestling, policemen dressed as statues, and Ozzy Osbourne's no-so-last tour.
- Friday 6th of July 2018 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
223: No Such Thing As A Worthless Doorstop
40:56Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss death by meteorite, the Manhatt-ant and the downhill history of the slinky.
- Friday 29th of June 2018 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
222: No Such Thing As A Warmongering Pigeon
41:32Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss superloud fish sex, taxiing to a war zone and why these facts probably aren't true.
- Friday 22nd of June 2018 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
221: No Such Thing As A Fully Carpeted Country
30:56Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Alan Davies discuss the street value of football sticker albums, anti-diving shin pads and instructional chat-up pamphlets for Argentinian footballers.
- Thursday 14th of June 2018 15:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
220: No Such Thing As A Million Dots
46:11Anna, James, Andy and other James discuss bouliganism, flying on Titan, and tiny, tiny wasps.Episode 220 - No Such Thing As A Million Dots
- Friday 8th of June 2018 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
219: No Such Thing As Jeremiah Wingdings
44:52Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cosmetic surgery for Fish, how to get the edge in the Tour de France, and competitive typesetting.
- Friday 1st of June 2018 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
218: No Such Thing As Tennis On The Moon
53:08Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cavemen living on the moon, Victorian reaction times, and the mystery of The Mystery Of Edwin Drood.
- Friday 25th of May 2018 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
217: No Such Thing As A Trapezium-Shaped Hankie
36:22Live from Liverpool, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bob.com, how to eat an avocado, and what the Ancient Greeks used for toilet paper.
- Friday 18th of May 2018 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
216: No Such Thing As A Lobster War
35:38Live from Perth, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the most annoying man in history, the regretful inventor of the Australian labradoodle, and how lobsters nearly started a war.
- Friday 11th of May 2018 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
215: No Such Thing As A Chihuahua Dog Sled Team
44:50Live from Dublin, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the monumental conception of Victor Hugo, when North Korea is the safest place to be, and why you should bring 600 pairs of shoes to a dog sled race.
- Friday 4th of May 2018 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
214: No Such Thing As A Criminal In A Fabulous Hat
36:41Dan, James, Andy and special guest Original Elf Molly Oldfield discuss blue whale birthing, ceramic pillows and how to cast for a police line-up.
- Friday 27th of April 2018 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
213: No Such Thing As Panda Gladiators
45:04Live from Reading, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the world's first waterskier, Harvard for pandas, and the the record-holding mat holder called Matt Hand.
- Friday 20th of April 2018 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
212: No Such Thing As A Hipster Pharaoh
44:09Live from Belfast, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss smuggling pasta, the Queen's tri-annual review and the designer chickens of Silicon Valley.
- Friday 13th of April 2018 22:02
No Such Thing As A Fish
211: No Such Thing As A Photograph Of A River
47:31Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss dinner party etiquette for 5-year-olds, ugly American shoes and divorcées falling down the stairs.
- Friday 6th of April 2018 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
210: No Such Thing As A Sheep's Bedside Table
37:35Live from Leeds, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss sheep in a lift, the cocktail-endorsing pope, and why the RAF have banned Tunnocks Teacakes.
- Friday 30th of March 2018 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
209: No Such Thing As A Sexy Black Hole
41:35Live from Glasgow, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss denim arson, and why 1p on the ground isn't worth anything.
- Friday 23rd of March 2018 18:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
208: No Such Thing As A Female Egg Thief
36:25Live from Oxford, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss the man with an egg stuck in his mouth, Lost Wife posters and Edward VII's driving-drink.
- Friday 23rd of March 2018 17:59
No Such Thing As A Fish
207: No Such Thing As Harry Potter And The Great Overreaction
38:30Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss suspended babies, computer-generated sweet nothings, and the man who waters his house every day.
- Friday 9th of March 2018 18:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
206: No Such Thing As A Pig In Court
41:21Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Victorian fern mania, why stripes are a fashion crime and ice golf championships.
- Friday 2nd of March 2018 19:59
No Such Thing As A Fish
205: No Such Thing As The Number Six
48:48Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss ski lift thefts, the world's largest wine cellar and what would happen if all the bacteria disappeared in the world.
- Friday 23rd of February 2018 18:27
No Such Thing As A Fish
204: No Such Thing As A Mean Butterfly
41:03Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Great Maple Syrup Robbery, a musical Russian invasion and the great Greek god Doris.
- Friday 16th of February 2018 18:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
203: No Such Thing As A Muscular Butterfly
38:56Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the secret Matrix sushi recipes, why our skin doesn't leak and butterfly sperm trickery.
- Friday 9th of February 2018 18:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
202: No Such Thing As A Deadly Birthday Cake
43:11Live from Coventry, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss trousers for horses, swimming the Atlantic, and why the inventor of basketball was so bad at teaching it.
- Friday 2nd of February 2018 18:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
201: No Such Thing As Lobsters At The Lobster Festival
50:36Live from Dunstable, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss King Ferdinand's Orient Express phobia, the giant magnet roaming Glastonbury and Foyle's unorthodox method of wartime shop defence.
- Friday 26th of January 2018 19:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
200: No Such Thing As A Jigsaw For The Queen
51:33Live from Birmingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the squatting Queen impersonator, misplace nuclear launch codes, and the statue in Belgium commemorating Peter the Great's sick.
- Friday 19th of January 2018 18:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
199: No Such Thing As An Heroic Fire-Goat
38:30Live from Leicester, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss meerkats' inside-out bottoms, California's imprisoned firefighters, and the risk of finding a golf ball in your crisps.
- Friday 12th of January 2018 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
198: No Such Thing As Cleopatra Movie Trivia
47:54Live from Up The Creek In Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the dead author under the bed, the first ever sports bra, and Poopy the Ambassador.
- Saturday 6th of January 2018 10:22
No Such Thing As A Fish
No Such Thing As Wasted Material 2017
1:19:33All the outtakes and deleted bits from Fish 2017. Happy In-between-Christmas-and-New-Year-bit!
- Friday 29th of December 2017 18:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
Merry Fishmas!
38:22A special Christmas Day extract from the audiobook version of The Book Of The Year.
- Monday 25th of December 2017 14:52
No Such Thing As A Fish
197: No Such Thing As Eurovision For Christmas Trees
36:30A special Christmas episode with Dan, James, Anna and Andy, live from Up The Creek in Greenwich
- Friday 22nd of December 2017 18:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
196: No Such Thing As Faking The Magic Dream
36:16Live from Wimbledon, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss what makes flamingos pink, Cape Canaveral's dialling code, and the secret dream that lets you keep bees in the mountains.
- Friday 15th of December 2017 18:02
No Such Thing As A Fish
195: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird With A Greggs Steak Bake
35:29Live from Manchester, Dan, James, Anna And Andy discuss how much Coke a human-sized hummingbird would drink, the world's first rollercoaster, and American grocery bag-packing competitions.
- Friday 8th of December 2017 18:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
194: No Such Thing As An Orange Crocodile
35:02Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss green robins, Lenin’s unexpected accent and the Nottingham cheese riots.
- Friday 1st of December 2017 18:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
193: No Such Thing As Death By Conga
43:59Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss testifying in court through a window, the ant nests made of ants, and book the size of postage stamps.
- Saturday 25th of November 2017 03:42
No Such Thing As A Fish
192: No Such Thing As A Restaurant Menu For Hats
41:08Live from Cardiff, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss listening to the radio with your hat on, the useless mating call of the pumpkin toadlet, and salmon-shaped mountains.
- Friday 17th of November 2017 18:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
191: No Such Thing As A Cannibal Squirrel
44:00Live from Bath, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Calvin Coolidge's robotic horse, the inventor of email, and the language it's easiest to speak while drunk.
- Friday 10th of November 2017 18:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
190: No Such Thing As A Magic Oven For Chimps
37:47Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss British boomerangs, primate rock-paper-scissors, and why the Catalans are so anti-cat.
- Friday 3rd of November 2017 18:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
189: No Such Thing As A Meringue-Utan
33:30Live from the Cheltenham Literature Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Queen's nickname, the man beaten in a marathon by a tumble dryer, and the anus that is Making America Great Again.
- Wednesday 1st of November 2017 18:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
188: No Such Thing As A Mouth-Propelled Grenade Launcher
35:57Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Mo Farah's only Guinness World Record, what's inside a Kit Kat, and how hamsters arrived in the UK.
- Friday 27th of October 2017 18:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
187: No Such Thing As An Ant On Its Gap Year
40:51Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss how to get ants drunk, the stolen cities in China, and The Sound Of Julie Andrews Being Blown Over By A Helicopter.
- Friday 20th of October 2017 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
186: No Such Thing As Russian Hacking in the Cockroach Election
30:48Anna, James, Andy and Alice discuss portable bridges, sneeze-based votes, and why you can't detect magnets with your mind.
- Friday 13th of October 2017 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
185: No Such Thing As Scottish Snow
45:18Andy, Anna, James and special guest Cariad Lloyd discuss Unity Mitford's BFFs, how planes (don't) cure deafness, and why you shouldn't eat Scottish show.
- Friday 6th of October 2017 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
184: No Such Thing As Dinosaur Diaries
39:41Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snakes that eat snakes, mathematical street performers, and the celebrity most likely to give you a virus.
- Friday 29th of September 2017 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
183: No Such Thing As A Bouncy Theatre
32:11Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss how to drive a submarine, Gainsborough's 6-foot-long paintbrushes, and where 1% of all the world's wood goes.
- Friday 22nd of September 2017 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
182: No Such Thing As An Auction For Auction School
32:00Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Jason Hazeley discuss the British Lawnmover Museum, questionnaires for narcissists, how Christie's auctioneers get over their nerves.
- Friday 15th of September 2017 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
181: No Such Thing As A Shark Vending Machine
35:02Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss Spielberg's Great White Turd, maverick train carriages and how bird always know when they're in Aberdeen.
- Friday 8th of September 2017 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
180: No Such Thing As Playing Snake On A Plane
32:15Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss Hitler's Beatles cameo, how lobsters fly, and the most surprising place to find John Goodman.
- Friday 1st of September 2017 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
179: No Such Thing As Stare-Boxing
31:46Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss mail-order portraits, the first ever Encyclopaedia Britannica, and the country with only five star hotels.
- Friday 25th of August 2017 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
178: No Such Thing As A Cup Full Of Nessie
41:28Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss your amazing expanding liver, the land of ex-presidents, and scientists disguised as mooses...or is that meese?
- Friday 18th of August 2017 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
177: No Such Thing As A Barking Spy
41:47Live from the Wilderness Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the invention of crowd barriers, bombs that lecture their victims, and Volkswagen's biggest product [hint: it's not cars].
- Friday 11th of August 2017 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
176: No Such Thing As A Communist Caterpillar
39:15Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss vomiting caterpillars, quarantined chocolate, and Russian news that's literally stored in the cloud.
- Friday 4th of August 2017 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
175: No Such Thing As A Rice Krispie With Feelings
45:29Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss expert plastic sushi artists, the world's first bendy straws, and how fake dog noses help detect bombs.
- Friday 28th of July 2017 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
174: No Such Thing As A Manta Ray
43:42Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss competitive tongue injuring, the popemobile for hire and Bogotan traffic mimes.
- Friday 21st of July 2017 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
173: No Such Thing As Symphony For Sizzurp In D Minor
43:17Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss weather-forecasting rainbows, Mexico's artistic tax policy and the mandatory Big Book of Tennis Rules.
- Friday 14th of July 2017 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
172: No Such Thing As A Cat-a-Cops Cartoon
50:32Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the police force for dead people, Indonesia's KFC CDs and Chinese mistress-dispellers.
- Friday 7th of July 2017 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
171: No Such Thing As A Half-Ape Vampire
38:45Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the man behind human chess, Agatha Christie's untranslatable book and deceitful camemberts.
- Friday 30th of June 2017 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
170: No Such Thing As A Love Potion For A Vole
42:30Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss stinking ice, smart seeds and the world's greatest fly swatters.
- Friday 23rd of June 2017 17:30
No Such Thing As A Fish
169: No Such Thing As Constantly Awake Beauty
39:41Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss synchronised blinking, the ants the size of foxes, and nocturnal apple-counting robots.
- Friday 16th of June 2017 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
168: No Such Thing As Lord Cauldronhead
39:47In a special episode covering the 2017 general election, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss policies regarding yetis, the underwater constituency, and (of course) the election in Kenya.
- Friday 9th of June 2017 17:17
No Such Thing As A Fish
167: No Such Thing As Milk From A Yak
42:41Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the growing Tibetan butter sculpting crisis, how to email a tree, and what to do with the world's hottest chilli (hint: don't eat it).
- Friday 2nd of June 2017 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
166: No Such Thing As A Courgette In Your Ear
45:08Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chicken egg orientation, drawing on your ear drums, and the Georgian garden of celebrity trees.
- Friday 26th of May 2017 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
165: No Such Thing As A Spider The Size Of A Sheep
30:30Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Wright brothers’ first flight, China’s latest speed limits, and why poo on a table may be further away than it appears.
- Friday 19th of May 2017 16:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
164: No Such Thing As A Poo Powered Plane
46:20Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss second-hand spacesuits, Jeremy Corbyn's luxuriant beard, and North Korea's flying taxi service.
- Thursday 11th of May 2017 13:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
163: No Such Thing As Too Fast For A Fish
51:38Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest John Hodgman discuss draining the sea, why the Titanic really sunk, and how most of Britain isn't really in Britain.
- Friday 5th of May 2017 19:30
No Such Thing As A Fish
162: No Such Thing As Catastrophic Shoelaces
47:47Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the problem with HMS Victory, the science behind shoelaces and the age-old question of hobnob production.
- Friday 28th of April 2017 17:54
No Such Thing As A Fish
161: No Such Thing As A Magic Donkey
38:14Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the first ever lie detector, a robotic Cleopatra and the world's largest exporter of false teeth.
- Friday 21st of April 2017 21:28
No Such Thing As A Fish
160: No Such Thing As A Sausage Jacuzzi
45:18Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snail spas, the world's largest porch swings, and the least practical way to wash clothes.
- Thursday 13th of April 2017 15:54
No Such Thing As A Fish
159: No Such Thing As An Edible Jockey
38:35Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss falcon sex caps, a 73-year-old superhuman swimmer, and the morning routine of a seahorse.
- Friday 7th of April 2017 18:30
No Such Thing As A Fish
158: No Such Thing As A Weasel's Fridge
43:45Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the intricacies of Indian washing machines, ghost-hunting in GCHQ and why ferret racing is such a snooze-fest.
- Friday 31st of March 2017 18:36
No Such Thing As A Fish
157: No Such Thing As High-Fiving The Beatles
40:56Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the first ever high-five, an iceberg storage facility in Antarctica and how to put make-up on in space.
- Friday 24th of March 2017 18:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
156: No Such Thing As A Limited Edition
39:25Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Dr Erica McAlister discuss sperm whale-sized sperm, real-life Home Alone security measures, and why you've never really heard Churchill's famous speeches.
- Friday 17th of March 2017 22:32
No Such Thing As A Fish
155: No Such Thing As Hurricane Schmurricane
38:03Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich to celebrate the third birthday of the podcast, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the weirdest storm name suggestions, President Johnson's johnson shower and the Old People Forecast
- Friday 10th of March 2017 18:30
No Such Thing As A Fish
154: No Such Thing As A Submarine Shepherd
41:30Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the UK's noisiest warships, how glow-worms go fishing and what happened to the world's first cannabis smokers.
- Friday 3rd of March 2017 23:55
No Such Thing As A Fish
153: No Such Thing As Mulled Wine At The Dawn Of Time
38:50Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aphrodisiac sorbet, non-flammable newspapers and the world's Scilliest soccer teams.
- Friday 24th of February 2017 18:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
152: No Such Thing As A Sleepover With Lions
43:17Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss self-consuming breasts, eating lions' leftovers, and why we're thirty seconds closer to the end of the world.
- Friday 17th of February 2017 18:35
No Such Thing As A Fish
151: No Such Thing As A Komodo Dragon Restaurant
37:02Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss garlic-flavoured chocolate bars, Komodo dragon puberty and and why you don't want to french kiss a frog.
- Friday 10th of February 2017 16:50
No Such Thing As A Fish
150: No Such Thing As A Helium Filled Pufferfish
37:33Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the bits of Earth on the Moon, venom-swiping slugs, and when Mount Rushmore will finally be finished.
- Friday 3rd of February 2017 17:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
149: No Such Thing As The Train King Of Europe
34:52Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss boot camp for trains, celebrity camels, and why Shell send sea shells back to the sea shore.
- Friday 27th of January 2017 20:45
No Such Thing As A Fish
148: No Such Thing As A Plummeting Moose
29:03Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss helicopter dung attacks, Sesame Street's Donald Trump and the best way to cover the smell of urine.
- Friday 20th of January 2017 20:44
No Such Thing As A Fish
147: No Such Thing As Burrito Party Boy
37:24Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss the unluckiest politician in the world, the elephant on the River Thames, and the best way of getting invited to Buckingham Palace.
- Friday 13th of January 2017 22:41
No Such Thing As A Fish
146: No Such Thing As A Queen Orca
48:32Dan, James, Andy and special guest Sara Pascoe discuss sympathetic pregnancy, the world's most famous umbrellas and the surprisingly romantic life of coral.
- Friday 6th of January 2017 19:47
No Such Thing As A Fish
No Such Thing As A Fish - Extra Bits
33:13A compilation episodes of bits there weren't time for in the 2016 episodes of No Such Thing As A Fish. Happy New Year!
- Friday 30th of December 2016 17:30
No Such Thing As A Fish
145: No Such Thing as E.T. Part Three
30:39A Christmas compilation episode in which Dan, James, Anna and Andy take facts from the audiences of Fish's spin-off topical news show No Such Thing As The News.
- Friday 23rd of December 2016 20:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
144: No Such Thing As Garlic Superman
34:32Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss historical ham sandwiches, edible passwords and why Jupiter is shrinking.
- Friday 16th of December 2016 21:21
No Such Thing As A Fish
143: No Such Thing As Chariots in Space
31:35Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss placebo pharmacies, Britain's 17th century space program, and the robot that cheats at Rock, Paper, Scissors.
- Friday 9th of December 2016 19:29
No Such Thing As A Fish
142: No Such Thing As Edward Binbag-Hands
33:39Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aeroplane-chasing bumblebees, spiky penises, and the weighing scales in the Oval Office.
- Friday 2nd of December 2016 18:46
No Such Thing As A Fish
141: No Such Thing As Ancient Roman Pictionary
41:56Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the wisdom of Wisden, life in an elephant's footprint and why to strive for that 'classic poo look'.
- Friday 25th of November 2016 16:58
No Such Thing As A Fish
140: No Such Thing As Books For Pirate-Children
42:19Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ancient greek bathtubs, badgers on submarines and the logistics of Santa's Naughty and Nice List.
- Friday 18th of November 2016 20:23
No Such Thing As A Fish
139: No Such Thing As A Lobster Nappy
37:17Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Evel Knievel's jail time, the complete history of turtle soup, and a telescope too big to use.
- Saturday 12th of November 2016 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
138: No Such Thing As Fluff Island
37:07Andy, Anna, Alex and special guest Ed Brooke-Hitching discuss left-handed snails, non-existent islands and the White House press-pit-swimming-pool.
- Friday 4th of November 2016 19:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
137: No Such Thing As Churchill's Secret Parrot
39:26Andy, Anna, James and Anne discuss Coca Cola copycat companies, places where compasses don't work and the dangers of farting on a plane.
- Friday 28th of October 2016 17:57
No Such Thing As A Fish
136: No Such Thing As A Wolf Diving For Clams
36:09Anna, Andy, Piers Fletcher and Justin Pollard discuss Samuel Pepys's porn stash, boiling swimming pools and a sixty-year-long life hack to owning beachfront property.
- Friday 21st of October 2016 23:16
No Such Thing As A Fish
135: No Such Thing As Queen Of Clean, The Sausage Machine
41:20Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss animal babysitters, supermarket laser tag, and the best party in the history of the world.
- Friday 14th of October 2016 20:10
No Such Thing As A Fish
134: No Such Thing As Sauce For The King Of Sweden
35:56Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss virtual grouse shooting, stolen Van Gogh paintings and what happens after you win a Nobel Prize.
- Friday 7th of October 2016 20:56
No Such Thing As A Fish
133: No Such Thing As Paranoid Ants
36:43Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ants in frogs, upside-down perception, and the best way to watch a presidential debate.
- Friday 30th of September 2016 21:38
No Such Thing As A Fish
132: No Such Thing As A Creepy Weather Forecaster
45:17Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss computer-playing cars, fratricidal kookaburras and what paper was first used for.
- Friday 23rd of September 2016 22:28
No Such Thing As A Fish
131: No Such Thing As Walking The Life Jacket
41:18Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss duct tape for ducks, duck tape for ducts, Duck duct tape and ducks in ducts. And ducts.
- Friday 16th of September 2016 20:03
No Such Thing As A Fish
130: No Such Thing As Train Jam
37:39Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss toe wrestling championships, the ghost of Arthur Conan Doyle, and trains armed with lasers.
- Friday 9th of September 2016 20:25
No Such Thing As A Fish
129: No Such Thing As Jack The Stripper
35:30Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss hummingbird capes, spacesuits for ants, and the origin of the ballpoint pen.
- Friday 2nd of September 2016 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
128: No Such Thing As A Million Dollar Bill
35:42Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss glow-in-the-dark fungi, presidential putters and reasons for spying your neighbours.
- Friday 26th of August 2016 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
127: No Such Thing As 'Carry On Colliding'
31:22Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss man-made earthquakes, the world's least favourite font, and how this episode will end up on the moon.
- Friday 19th of August 2016 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
126: No Such Thing As A Boy Called Blclintn
34:46Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss literal sexual magnetism, Olympic races for old ladies, and all the children named after Tony Blair.
- Friday 12th of August 2016 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
125: No Such Thing As An Upside-Down Grand Prix
32:13Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss forte-pianos, spring-loaded hairstyles, and the not-so-gentle lemur.
- Friday 5th of August 2016 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
124: No Such Thing As A Screaming Scream
32:36Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss railroad glow worms, Marx & Spencer, and kangaroos on trampolines.
- Friday 29th of July 2016 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
123: No Such Thing As A Molten Lava Football Pitch
35:09Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss synchronised heartbeats, how to barbecue with lava, and the people who only read Playboy for the articles.
- Friday 22nd of July 2016 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
122: No Such Thing As A Sticky Shell Spoon
34:37Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss holey spoons, the speed of snow and how to get more milk from a cow.
- Friday 15th of July 2016 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
121: No Such Thing As The Sword In The Carbon Fibre
33:39Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wood-sucking catfish, wizard prison, and Ancient Egyptian butchers.
- Friday 8th of July 2016 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
120: No Such Thing As HMS Kevin
34:14Live from the Udderbelly Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss houses made for burgling, flimsy warships and graffiti in the sky.
- Friday 1st of July 2016 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
119: No Such Thing As 4D Surgery
30:47Dan, Anna, Andy and Steve Colgan discuss cage-reading, pigeons versus dinosaurs, and the schoolgirl spy from Devon.
- Friday 24th of June 2016 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
118: No Such Thing As Dinner On A Spider
40:37This week Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wristwatch thermometers, cheat codes for lifts, and glow-in-the-dark vomit.
- Thursday 16th of June 2016 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
117: No Such Thing As Dr No Teeth
38:58Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Tim Minchin discuss performing racoons, blue hailstones, and the giant that provides constipation relief.
- Thursday 9th of June 2016 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
116: No Such Thing As Notting Mountain
42:57Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss prehistoric butterflies, secret power stations, and Buddhist robots.
- Thursday 2nd of June 2016 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
115: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird Pilot
37:38Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss alarm clocks in space, ripped-off national anthems and crows holding grudges.
- Thursday 26th of May 2016 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
114: No Such Thing As A Tantrump
31:04Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, and filmed as a pilot episode for QI's new BBC TV series No Such Thing As The News, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss elephant polo, robots replacing Royals, and everything that hasn't been discovered yet.
- Thursday 19th of May 2016 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
113: No Such Thing As A Flycycle
42:32Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss underwater tailors, the overlord of all emojis, and the alphabet of the future.
- Friday 13th of May 2016 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
112: No Such Thing As A Lego Aircraft Carrier
32:57Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss jet plane catapults, the Hemline Index, and the world’s most expensive toilet paper.
- Friday 6th of May 2016 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
111: No Such Thing As Snappedy Chat
36:48Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss personalised number plates, political sexting and the Queen's weirdest birthday presents.
- Friday 29th of April 2016 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
110: No Such Thing As A Dull Post Box
33:40Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Sara Pascoe discuss underwater postboxes, easily distracted hijackers and the Disney film all about menstruation.
- Friday 22nd of April 2016 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
109: No Such Thing As A Speared Shrimp
33:14Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Belgian horseback fishing, flattop mountains and the world's first newspaper.
- Friday 15th of April 2016 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
108: No Such Thing As Samurai Olaf
38:21Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss killer shrimps, poo-based space food, and handsome Japanese tear-wipers for hire.
- Friday 8th of April 2016 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
107: No Such Thing As Gorillas On The Beach
37:58Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spagnostic pastafarians, mystery pool pooers and the world's first speech bubble.
- Friday 1st of April 2016 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
106: No Such Thing As A Six-Tier Japanese Human Pyramid
34:26Live from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss colour-changing animals, caffeinated mushrooms and fashionable hay fever.
- Friday 25th of March 2016 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
105: No Such Thing As Pancakes For Perverts
32:01Live from Newport, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss tweeting chickens, litigious hyenas and peer-reviewed romantic comedies.
- Friday 18th of March 2016 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
104: No Such Thing As A Herd Of Koalas
32:36Live from Dave's Leicester Comedy Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss meteorwrongs, avian arsonists and the Norman Conquest of America.
- Friday 11th of March 2016 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
103: No Such Thing As A Boa Constructor
31:55Live from City Varieties in Leeds, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss glass delusion, useful sphincters, and six foot tall otters.
- Friday 4th of March 2016 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
102: No Such Thing As A Water Mortar
28:07Live from the Gulbenkian theatre in Canterbury, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss silly string, arrows in the air, frightened marmosets and the battle of the keyboards.
- Friday 26th of February 2016 16:40
No Such Thing As A Fish
101: No Such Thing As A Giant Robot Michael Jackson
32:38Live from the Birmingham mac theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss hedgehogs climbing walls, robots roaming deserts and cows wearing bras.
- Thursday 18th of February 2016 19:34
No Such Thing As A Fish
100: No Such Thing As A Zillion And One
41:46Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Corey Taylor discuss noisy silent discos, squid holograms, and a trillion seconds of porridge for breakfast.
- Friday 12th of February 2016 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
99: No Such Thing As Bread Civilians
35:05Live from the Birmingham mac theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss sexy robots, samurai hairdressers and the world's oldest drive-through.
- Friday 5th of February 2016 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
98: No Such Thing As Planet George
34:34Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Snowmageddon, the most planety planet, and the world's unluckiest lottery winner.
- Friday 29th of January 2016 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
97: No Such Thing As Andrew Diplodocus Carnegie
34:27Dan, James, Andy and special guest Helen Arney discuss the length of a jiffy, accidental sonic booms and totally astounding, gobsmacking and singularly amazing discoveries.
- Friday 22nd of January 2016 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
96: No Such Thing As A Touch Of Worms
33:28Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Chill Pill, Socrates' imaginary friend, and levitating fridges.
- Friday 15th of January 2016 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
95: No Such Thing As A Millipede Embassy
32:55Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss Roman pig-dragons, cross-border sex and walking worms.
- Friday 8th of January 2016 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
94: No Such Thing As Sexy Mucus Pajamas
34:25Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aircraft-building ferrets, yeti custody battles and presidential colonoscopies.
- Friday 1st of January 2016 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
93: No Such Thing As A Christmas Treenis
32:58Glad SCHREIBings we bring to you and HARKIN! We wish you a MURRAY Christmas ANNA Happy New Year!
In a special festive episode, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss fluffy velociraptors, glass Christmas trees and the oldest turkey in Britain.
- Friday 25th of December 2015 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
92: No Such Thing As A Frozen Chicken Haunting
36:40Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss coughing giraffes, naked Roman ghosts, and why we should stop punching glass.
- Friday 18th of December 2015 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
91: No Such Thing As Apocalypse 1988
38:56Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss the Double-Cross System, biblical puns, and a week with Willy the worm.
- Friday 11th of December 2015 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
90: No Such Thing As The Brilliant Billion
50:46Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss Einstein's twitter account, where water comes from, and The Great Wall Of Sticky Rice.
- Friday 4th of December 2015 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
89: No Such Thing As Utah Fried Chicken
35:00Live from The Junction in Cambridge, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss one-tree forests, car-henge, and death-defying ticket inspectors.
- Friday 27th of November 2015 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
88: No Such Thing As A Moon Sausage Bullet
32:54Live from the Lyric Theatre in London, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss William Wordsworth's nickname, lettuce grown in space, and Van Gogh's new ear.
- Friday 20th of November 2015 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
No Such Thing As A Fish: The One Show Special
27:37In this bonus episode recorded in the BBC's The One Show studios, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss huge holes, criminal kestrels and how to park a van on Pluto.
- Thursday 19th of November 2015 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
87: No Such Thing As The Pajama Police
38:46Live from The North Wall Arts Centre in Oxford, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss mining for jeans, what Jesus really looked like, and the most famous snail in Britain.
- Friday 13th of November 2015 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
86: No Such Thing As Ghost Nipples
32:00Dan, James, Andy and special guest Mark Mason discuss coronation attire, Ancient Egyptian pornography and competitive puddle-jumping.
- Friday 6th of November 2015 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
85: No Such Thing As Michelangelo's Snowman
32:55Live from the Brighton Comedy Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss naughty Popes, attractive picnic tables and "fun facts" about hawks.
- Friday 30th of October 2015 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
84: No Such Thing As A Donkumentary
34:41Dan, Andy, Alex and special guest Dr Karl Kruszelnicki discuss dangerous ticks, millennium bugs and a newly discovered Bastard.
- Friday 23rd of October 2015 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
83: No Such Thing As A Flying Sniffer Dog
35:51Live from the Salford Lowry theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss courageous cats, extreme parking, weird awards and moths' invisibility cloaks.
- Friday 16th of October 2015 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
82: No Such Thing As A Sentient Iceberg
40:51Live from Up The Creek Comedy Club, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss ancient lost property offices, the Town Crier World Championships and how to make fire from ice.
- Friday 9th of October 2015 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
81: No Such Thing As Jellyfish Jelly
25:13Anna, James, Alex and Anne discuss glow-in-the-dark animals, Dr Seuss’s secret war films and what happens when you Google something.
- Friday 2nd of October 2015 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
80: No Such Thing As A Mousetrap-Remote-Control
30:04Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss magnetic ham sandwiches, the original use for bubblewrap, and the world’s first vending machine.
- Friday 25th of September 2015 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
79: No Such Thing As A Sad High Five
40:08Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Scrabble's unlikely champion, why you shouldn't pick a fight a hairy frog & all the latest in itch news.
- Friday 18th of September 2015 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
78: No Such Thing As An Ugly Pair Of Eyes
35:48Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss trophies for trophies, Napoleon’s favourite food and the original IMDb.
- Friday 11th of September 2015 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
77: No Such Thing As Pee-Bay
40:12Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the history of buttons, White House squirrel problems and sewer-powered street lamps.
- Friday 4th of September 2015 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
76: No Such Thing As Mould Juice
30:17Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the first ever eBay auction, poo-flavoured ice cream, and the what happened to Fleming's mould.
- Friday 28th of August 2015 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
75: No Such Thing As Diarrhoea Drive
45:52Live from The Aces and Eights Bar in Tufnell Park, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss facts suggested from the audience, including blue margarine, superstrong beetles and car-driving monkey butlers.
- Friday 21st of August 2015 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
74: No Such Thing As A Computer In The Oval Office
33:49Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss the early days of MI6, donkeys with WiFi, and the world's only handwritten newspaper.
- Friday 14th of August 2015 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
73: No Such Thing As A Useless Condom
36:37Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss the preparations for D-Day, secret library porn, and cannibalistic cane toads.
- Friday 7th of August 2015 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
72: No Such Thing As A Bacon Telescope
33:17Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the first pneumatic tubes, photosynthesising sea slugs, and the worst zoo in North Korea.
- Friday 31st of July 2015 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
71: No Such Thing As A Somersaulting Long Jumper
38:34Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss humans versus horses, where to get new eyelids, and why you should never drink with Alfred Hitchcock.
- Friday 24th of July 2015 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
70: No Such Thing As A Rat Multiborg
33:04Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the age old debate of ‘Nike’ versus ‘Nikey’, telepathic rats, and 90 super-gripping babies.
- Friday 17th of July 2015 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
69: No Such Thing As The Pamplona Guinea Pig Run
35:03Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss less famous Last Suppers, a guinea pig gynaecologist, and a crime writer who can't read.
- Friday 10th of July 2015 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
68: No Such Thing As A Friendly Face Fondle
29:53Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the famous last words, the secrets of flirting, and drinking porridge through a straw.
- Friday 3rd of July 2015 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
67: No Such Thing As The Hoo-Hah Monologues
33:37
No Such Thing As A Fish
66: No Such Thing As A Robotic Margaret Atwood
34:51Dan, James, Andy and Anne discuss the fate of London's bendy buses, lifts with toilets, and century-long book deals.
- Friday 19th of June 2015 19:37
No Such Thing As A Fish
65: No Such Thing As A Chickenosaurus
35:52Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss celebrity dinosaurs, beards entering Mexico and the professor of LEGO.
- Friday 12th of June 2015 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
64: No Such Thing As An Honest Saiga
29:29Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss banana bombs, disappearing lakes and a church for zombies.
- Friday 5th of June 2015 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
63: No Such Thing As An Anti-German Sock
36:05Live from the Hay Literary Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the world's first novel, a Beatle as Gandalf, and the inventor of the television.
- Friday 29th of May 2015 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
62: No Such Thing As The Ugly Panda
41:23Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Rufus Hound discuss the origin of The Sooty Show, an omelette-cooking tightrope walker, and the shepherds running America.
- Friday 22nd of May 2015 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
61: No Such Thing As Jesus's Magic Wand
44:49Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Benjamin Franklin's massive bed, knife-wielding referees and the longest movie in the world.
- Friday 15th of May 2015 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
60: No Such Thing As An Unenjoyable Bowel Movement
34:29Dan, James, Anna, Andy and QI creator John Lloyd discuss Iceland's last McDonalds burger, the science of ignorance, and sea battles at Sadler's Wells.
- Friday 8th of May 2015 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
59: No Such Thing As Old Mother Bastard
44:16In a special UK General Election episode, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss animal politicians, saunas in the Sinai desert, and the first 'thing' ever.
- Friday 1st of May 2015 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
58: No Such Thing As Van Gogh The Elephant
40:23Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss copyrighted bum-slaps, pickpockets with chopsticks, and Louis Armstrong's passion for laxatives.
- Friday 24th of April 2015 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
57: No Such Thing As A Hoverhorse
36:50Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss supersmog, horses on treadmills and impossible colours.
- Friday 17th of April 2015 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
56: No Such Thing As A Killer Tomato
39:27Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss mad NASA projects, WW1 spy tactics, and an old, new enemy to all mankind.
- Friday 10th of April 2015 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
55: No Such Thing As Samurai Nail Clippers
39:57Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss internet for plants, smoke jumpers and super-wet water.
- Friday 3rd of April 2015 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
54: No Such Thing As Domesticated Furniture
37:15Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss eccentric dinner parties, the most pointless scientific studies and what happens to tattoos when they die.
- Friday 27th of March 2015 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
53: No Such Thing As A 3000km Tall Statue Of Liberty
41:42Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss X-ray sellotape, the world's oldest chewing gum, and why you should never put Skittles up your nose.
- Friday 20th of March 2015 00:00
No Such Thing As A Fish
52: No Such Thing As A Worthless Bucket Of Urine
51:11Episode 52: Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Tutankhamun's fashion choices, how to get ahead in a marathon, a city full of socks, and the most boring day ever.
- Friday 13th of March 2015 20:43
No Such Thing As A Fish
51: No Such Thing As Dodecahedral Shredded Wheat
42:47Episode 51: Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the most common safe words, the lizard of Oz, and why the world's happiest man isn't happy.
- Friday 6th of March 2015 23:34
No Such Thing As A Fish
50: No Such Thing As Doing It Dinosaur-Style
44:41Episode 50: Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the history of striptease, Hitler-shaped kettles, how to win a goat, and Anna's favourite table.
- Friday 27th of February 2015 20:43
No Such Thing As A Fish
49: No Such Thing As A Buff Panda
33:02Episode 49: A bonus episode in which Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss tea-making panda poo, competitive walking, and the world's largest boring machine.
- Wednesday 25th of February 2015 12:49
No Such Thing As A Fish
48: No Such Thing As A Pokemon-Playing Goldfish
33:56Episode 48 - No Such Thing As A Pokemon-Playing Goldfish by The QI Elves
- Friday 20th of February 2015 20:21
No Such Thing As A Fish
47: No Such Thing As A Lonely Starbucks Customer
33:18Episode 47: Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the world's most destructive golf shot, why Starbucks has round tables, and the truth about Nemo.
- Saturday 14th of February 2015 02:57
No Such Thing As A Fish
46: No Such Thing As An Apostle Called Scrotum
44:18Episode 46 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss bad Harry Potter translations, how to spot a Lama and ancient practical jokes.
- Saturday 7th of February 2015 01:22
No Such Thing As A Fish
45: No Such Thing As A Travelator In Ancient Rome
44:02Episode 45: Anna, James, Andy and special guest Greg Jenner discuss Von Humboldt's electrifying anal experiments, migrating limpets, and a time travelling bus service.
- Friday 30th of January 2015 21:10
No Such Thing As A Fish
44: No Such Thing As A Vegan Fryup
32:22Andy, James, Anna and Anne discuss obscene pottery, seriously bad signal, an Ancient apartment block and Australia's swear box.
- Friday 23rd of January 2015 22:59
No Such Thing As A Fish
43: No Such Thing As The Human Cigarette
36:42Episode 43 - James, Andy, Anna and Alex discuss tiger selfies, dog-drawn prams, a cow's best friend and a dolphin's worst enemy.
- Friday 16th of January 2015 18:58
No Such Thing As A Fish
42: No Such Thing As A Bloober Reel
46:10Episode 42 - Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Kickstarter non-starters, gluey geckos, blue-breasted women and green-faced writers.
- Friday 9th of January 2015 19:25
No Such Thing As A Fish
No Such Thing As Unbroadcastable Material
29:28New Year Special: A compilation of all the extra bits from 2014 that didn't make it into the podcast. Dan, James, Andy, Anna, and occasionally Alex and Anne discuss the discovery of Tahiti, sweary astronauts, the Queen's nickname, and the Snow Yeti of Wales.
- Wednesday 31st of December 2014 21:56
No Such Thing As A Fish
41: No Such Thing As Reginald The Red-Nosed Reindeer
41:04Episode 41 - In a special Christmas episode recorded live at Tufnell Park, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Charles Dickens' warm-up act, lactose intolerant neanderthals, 19th century copyright pirates, penguins in Christmas jumpers and the patron saint of television.
- Wednesday 24th of December 2014 21:25